YO ADRIENNE!!
So whilst attempting multitasking the other night I decided that I should not be a multitasker. I was on the phone with my son (shoulder holding phone to my ear) and opening a bottle of wine with my hands. I screwed the opener down into the cork....pulled the arms of the opener down to pop the cork up.... and started to wedge the cork out. As my luck would have it the cork was sticking a bit...so I used the amazing muscle that I have in my hands and pulled very hard (one hand on bottle...one hand on wine opener) and the opener went with intense force into my eye. I don't cry when I get hurt like this...I am more angry and silent. I put my head down onto my arm onto the counter and took some deep breaths as my eyeball throbbed and moistened. When I pulled my head off of my arm I saw blood on my arm. I panicked thinking it was my actual eyeball that was bleeding and went quickly to the bathroom to see the damage. Luckily it was not my eyeball...but my eyelid that was dripping (uncontrollably) blood down my face. Next came the swelling....and so on. On a more evil note... I have been able to get a few extra jobs out of my husband in the past couple days when I say, "well... when people ask what happened to my eye I hope I am able to tell them the truth...and not say that my husband couldn't control himself and I must have really made him angry this time". ................................is that wrong?